scottish

scottish
1. (Scottish) (2691↑, 817↓)
the standard by which all else is judged.

\<i\>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP\!\</i\>

2. (Scottish) (2181↑, 768↓)
along with the Irish the coolest ethnicitys in the world 1. they drink 2. they like to fight over sports 3. their national costume is underwear optional

Dude those Scottish people are the shiznit

3. (Scottish) (1539↑, 766↓)
Brother God to Irish\! Scots and the Irish kick all ass and if you have a problem with that fuck off\!

No example needed, if you need one...Fuck you.

4. (Scottish) (1070↑, 385↓)
God's Chosen People, but after a heavy night on the [Whisky] resulting in a huge argument with God he punished us and cast us down on to the island of Britain,and to add insult to injury he gave us the English as neighbours\!.

Scottish people are [the dogs bollocks] oh and by the way [Burns night] is on the 25th of January NOT February ad it is [whisky] with no "E" Niyko you are hereby cast out of the Scottish club ,hang your head in shame. tut tut

5. (Scottish) (668↑, 212↓)
1. The scottish language ; A form of Gaelic, closely related to Irish and Manx, part of the Goidelic or Q-Celtic sub family of the Celtic language grouping. Not to be confused with 'Scots', 'Lowland Scots', 'Lallans' or 'Doric' which is a language/dialects of a language of Anglo-Saxon origin, formerly referred to by its speakers as Inglis/Ynglis, which assumed the title 'Scots' around the 15th century. 2. Ethnically Scottish - being those who speak the aforementioned Scottish language; Gaels or 'Gaidheil' in their own language. 3. Of or belonging to Scotland.

'Canan na h-alba' - the language scotland, 'an canan Albannach' - the language of Scots, 'Canan nan Gaidheil' - the language of Gaels, 'Albannach' - Scottish.

6. (Scottish) (368↑, 118↓)
One of the few, one of the proud. Only country not to give in without a long fight against the Romans. Greatest drinkers on the planet. Fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). You know you love us cause you've no reason to hate us\!\!\!

Did you see that Scottish guy last night? What a laugh man\!\!

7. (scottish) (383↑, 238↓)
adj. 1) term used to describe someone from scotland. (note: not every1 there rolls their R's and says occh I jimmy al the time) 2) a type of dialect. the scottish language was originally a form of gaelic, from when the irish settled in scotland. That language is rapidly going away and so a form of english is more commonly used in scotland. n. the collective noun the "scottish" are a group of people who are born in scotland and face many prejudices from narrow-minded idiots.

seriously, wot is with all the other definitions??? they are completely steriotyped, the people should either get a life or at least VISIT SCOTLAND and see for themselves that the scottish arent all whiskey-drinking, sheep-shagging, kilt-wearing, aggresive pigs.

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8. (Scottish) (307↑, 192↓)
An adjective describing a pleasurable sexual experience.

What a Scottish Shag\!

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9. (Scottish) (134↑, 39↓)
The sexiest accent in the world, The Typical [Scotsman] abroad is often plagued with hot women wanting to [fuck] his brains out.

Hot girl: OMG he is SOOOOOO hot\! Other hot girl: Yes\!\! he has a scottish accent, I wanna fuck him too\!

10. (Scottish) (300↑, 204↓)
1. Something or someone originating in Scotland. 2. The Doric, sometimes thought of as a dialect of English but this is incorrect. Germanic, has the same root as English. NB - This is sometimes taken to mean "someone who drinks whiskey, eats haggis and regularly says 'och aye Jimmy'". This is highly offensive - I'm Scottish, I like haggis, hate whiskey and... well, the words 'och aye Jimmy' were invented for an English music hall\!

The frequent Anglo-American misuse.

11. (Scottish) (227↑, 136↓)
A bunch of [Irish] Warriors who got lost,and settled north of Hadrians Wall later assimilated lots of blue painted guys(Picts,not smurfs\!)

There are two types of people in this world. 1. Scottish. 2. People who want to be.

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12. (scottish) (127↑, 82↓)
" Also Negroes turned inside out." The Scottish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Scottsmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Scottish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, irish and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget. Know your roots, my fellow Scottsmen. Scottish pride

The coolest guys you will ever meet. Scottish

13. (Scottish) (205↑, 171↓)
People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish and who live and/or come from Scotland. Its a Nationality not a Stereotype. Most of Scots don't wear Kilts. Kilts are a Scottish tradition and are sometimes worn in weddings and shows such as a Ceilidh etc. Hardly ever as general use. Haggis is ate as a remembrance of Robert Burns ate on the 25th Of Febuary. And Whiskey is a drink from Scotland but it drunk all over the world.

The man next door is Scottish

14. (scottish) (66↑, 41↓)
the language of scotland

I AM SCOTTISH SO I MAY SAY "GIT IT RITE UP YE, YA PRRICK" "SQUARE GO" "MON THEN" "YA DOBBER"

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15. (Scottish) (108↑, 86↓)
Gods brother to the Irish\! The Scottish and Irish kick all ass and if you have a problem with that fuck off\!

The Scottish do NOT always wear Kilts\!

16. (Scottish) (32↑, 13↓)
AYE AM SCOTTISH, AYE, AM FUCKIN AMAZING LIKE THE REST.

me, im scottish

17. (Scottish) (64↑, 46↓)
A fantastic country to live in with people that just happen to hold a grudge against those that have done them wrong in the past whether they are from another country or not

Im Scottish and I've nothing against the English, I married one. England's past sucks.

18. (Scottish) (49↑, 36↓)
I'm Scottish, so I can tell you that I hate haggis, I don't roll my "r"'s, I don't wear a bloody kilt, and I am not constantly drunk. I'm never drunk. And that "telephone pole toss" is called a "caber toss". Savy?

We're not all drunkards who wear kilts and fight senselessly. Just because we the Scottish the only nation to give the Romans a fight...

19. (Scottish) (176↑, 164↓)
Something or someone who comes from Scotland. I am Scottish & have lived in Scotland all my life & the only time I've seen someone in a kilt is at a wedding, we do wear underwear, no one I know reads oor wullie or the broons, but so what if they did? Some of my best friends are actually English people who live in Scotland & they never suffer from racism and nobody cares that they're English so any English person who does suffer from racism probably provokes it by stereotyping, insulting and generally being racist to the Scottish person to begin with. And, just for the record, most people I know hate haggis.

"That Scottish girl rocks, and so does her lovely friend from England"

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20. (Scottish) (41↑, 39↓)
A proud nation of people that were born in Scotland. Scottish men wear the traditional kilt at celebrations like weddings. Scottish people vary from sponging scum that don't work, to people that are from hard working class backgrounds, and then there's the posh people from places like Bearsden. Famous Scottish beverages are, Irn Bru which is a soft drink, Whisky - famous the world over, then there's Tennents Lager. Famous Scottish treats are tablet & shortbread. Haggis is something people only usually eat once a year on Burns night. (I am 34, Scottish and never ate haggis and don't plan too thank you. I have never eaten a fried mars bar and don't know any Scottish person that has.) I know some numpty English people that have ate fried mars bars though\! Also it is widely known that Scottish people don't like English people. Most Scottish people love a laugh, have a great sense of humour and know how to throw a great party\! There are many different Scottish accents depending on what area you are from. Scottish people would love to be an independent country separate from England, but the English want to keep a hold of Scotland do bleed the country dry of all money and resources as they know the have a little goldmine in their hands and will never let go. The most common hair colour of Scottish people is actually brunette, then blonde, then very few are red heads/ginger. Also Scottish people are great inventors, think about certain products used over the world and you will usually find that a Scottish person invented it.

Scottish Haggis - Yuk

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21. (Scottish) (12↑, 15↓)
Noun, adj. Generally used outside of Scotland as a gentle way of describing a drunk, job-less, aggressive, half-crazy football supporter with a horrible accent coming from the north who thinks he's the shit. Within Scotland, used synonymously with pride, strength, health, honor and decency. Something everybody knows the Scots for, obviously, not head butts and heroin addiction. Scottish may also be used to describe an excessively stupid act: "stop acting so scottish and put that needle down man\!" Do not confuse with Chav, which, while it is an equally repulsive animal, comes from Kent and Essex, not Glasgow. However, Chav and Scot are not mutually exclusive. Scottish may be used to describe a fat person who deep-fries chocolate, or someone who wouldn't spare a penny to save his dying grand-mother.

I can't believe I just saw this fat, drunk, aggressive, half-crazy, skirt-wearing, money grabbing, heroin addicted, job-less football supporter choke on that deep fried mars bar\!\! He looks really proud of himself too. He must be Scottish.

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22. (Scottish) (32↑, 36↓)
1. Second Name Is 'Mac' Something 2. Ginger 3. Speaks Too Fast 4. Heavy Drinker 5. Sexist 6. Racist 7. Refers To Themselves As Scottish, Not British 8. Hates The English For No Obvious Reason Other Than Their English

wife : i wish you would help around the house more husband : back tae the kitchen wi ye woman and get me a beer scottish man : we scots are better than them english scum

23. (scottish) (99↑, 103↓)
Proud nation who generally like to hate the English and hold onto past events- easily influenced by Mel Gibson films.

Scottishman- Brave heart was insane. Mel Gibson dipicted the Scottish struggle against the wankers of England just perfectly; seeing those heads severed really made my day. Englishman- Yeah that was pretty cool\! sorry about all that by the way, we were jerks back then. scottish man- FRRRRRREEEEEDOMMM *hacks englishman's head off with a make-shift sword*

24. (Scottish) (204↑, 208↓)
Scotland is the best country in the world\!\!\! If you are scottish then you were born in Scotland. All this crap about being scottish if your mum or dad is scottish is S***e. I'm scottish as i was born in Irvine and had a Glasweigen [accent] . when i was 13 i moved to aberdeen and i kept my accent although i got bullied for it. I left all my mates in Irvine and it is the best town in the world\!

If your from Glasgow then you'll use words like..maw..da..whit..aye..naw. If your from aberdeen then you'll use words like..awa..fit..fere..bide If you don't use any of these words then your probably not Scottish.

25. (Scottish) (3↑, 11↓)
Classy Irish. They beat their kids and drink behind closed doors because they have a sense of decency.

You never find a Scotsman out on the street during St. Patty's. Instead, the Scottish stay at home and get trashed.

26. (scottish) (81↑, 89↓)
The Scottish culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) English culture, the Flemish culture and this one.

Scottish, the language, rules\!

27. (Scottish) (127↑, 143↓)
Scottish, when referring to scottish ppl great\! Im scottish and drink whiskey, dont eat haggis, LOVE men in kilts and pipers\! CRy everytime sum1 mentions th film braveheart, say braw whenever i can, cant understand th broons and am extremely proud of my heritage\! I embrace my steroetype\! and if u wanna escape it whatever\! I dunno any1 called jock or jimmy and we all hate gingers\! see: [minging] KILTS ROCK\!

"check the braw scottish piper swigin the whiskey\! "

28. (Scottish) (15↑, 34↓)
A society of people from scotland, above england inheritantly prone to moaning about the english despite a long intertwined history including a scotish royal family (the stuarts) also like to hate the english despite how we fund them and our taxes pay for your ..everything known for kilts and whiskey

the scots or also known as Scottish

29. (Scottish) (27↑, 50↓)
Adjective Miserable, under evolved Englishman. Keen on fighting,football, drinking and er, fighting. Often wears a skirt but denies such obvious transvestism by renaming such garments as "kilts" Not guilty of the charge of sheep shagging which is practiced solely by the Welsh

1st Scottish Man-"Do ye wanna go oot and fight Angus" 2nd Scottish Man-"Aye", Let me just finish ma whiskey and put ma skirt back on"

30. (Scottish) (8↑, 33↓)
Sublanguage; when someone speaks a version of English with slight mumbles and slurs with unnecessary speed at times.

"Why couldn't that person understand me? Was I speaking Scottish, again?"

31. (Scottish) (135↑, 181↓)
Referring to the accent. The Scottish accent is the most popular in the UK according to a recent BBC poll. The scottish accent may include words from the Scots language but they are not the same thing.

Milk is pronounced "mulk" Fish is "fush" Gavin Hastings the rugby player has a good scottish accent.

32. (Scottish) (11↑, 75↓)
Pertaining to anything from Scotland except the only thing worth a shit from Scotland whitch is Scotch.

Kenneth: That drunk over there with the tartan dress on is Scottish. Barny: Yeah, he's full of Scotch and shit.

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33. (scottish) (15↑, 92↓)
dumb big headed ugly assholes that stink like whiskey mixed with shit

This drunk dumb ass with big head must be scottish.

34. (Scottish) (30↑, 122↓)
A bunch of unemployed, heroin-addicted, deep-fried mars bar scoffing, orange-haired sectarian scum from the North of Hadrian's Wall.

Famous Scottish military victories include Bannockburn and the time they stole the goalposts and pitch from Wembley in 1977. Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.

35. (Scottish) (58↑, 151↓)
A brand of person, typically insane, drunk or some combination of. The Scots have a higher than average distribution of world class nutters. The strongest and most independent people on the planet, a colony of England. Unlike the Irish who managed to liberate the South all the Scottish have managed to get themselves is an assembly. Sir Sean Connery is the closest they have come to having a leader, he lives in the Bahamas.

Look at that nutter, he must be Scottish.

36. (Scottish) (43↑, 143↓)
Peculiar sub-species of Homo Sapiens, known for its ugliness and garolousness. The typical Scottish 'person' will exhibit excessive amounts of freckles, hair ranging from dark ginger to fair ginger and display a penchant for wearing either a woolen skirt with no underwear to show off their non-existent bollocks or (lately) shiny designer sportswear bought on the cheap from the back of a van. The last point is pertinent as this species is renowned for its tightness- although one can assume that it is neccessary if one is to spend all their money on cheap booze. Apart from this, they exhibit a preference for eating sheeps intestines with a side order of chips with salt and vinegar-oops, my bad- salt with chips and vinegar. This can be substituted with anything deep fried, such as mars bars and bannanas. Their means of communication is by manipulating vocal chords with phlegm and some form of internal biological sandpaper to produce a harsh sound that can best be described as magpie meets jackhammer. Their musical tastes are similiarly harsh and extended exposure would cause most normal humans to have a brain hammeorage. If one is spotted on the street, it is advisable to keep one distance as the creature is a) inebriated+on heroin and b) suffering from a massive inferiority complex bought about by its crudeness and lack of social skills, which causes extreme xenophobia and the likelihood of ass-raping any species not of its own genre.

Human 1: I saw this strange red haired creature yesterday. It smelled like a distillery and was attempting to ass-rape a sheep whilst emitting strange nasal grunts Human 2: Oh, it was probably a Scottish man trying to score some haggis

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37. (scottish) (156↑, 293↓)
"A nation of racism towards England. I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about. They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie. Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland" Fuck Off\! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT\! "People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish. To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these: 1. Born in Scotland 2. Lived in Scotland There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'" Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.

I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish\!

38. (scottish) (82↑, 243↓)
Typically a tight arsed robbing bastard who would steal the steam off of his mother piss\!\!

As tight as a scottish nuns fanny\!\!

39. (scottish) (68↑, 349↓)
Adjective: The exact opposite to [welsh]. Boring, idle and dammed right ugly.

Get uff ya fat arse and stop bein' so Scottish\!

40. (scottish) (135↑, 417↓)
A people who think they are cool and popular like the Irish are but in reality are nowhere near as popular and admired as the Irish. It is commonly thought that they may have invented the myth about a mythical sea dragon named "Nessie" that lives in as lake called "Loch Ness" to attract tourism to Scotland

The Scottish accent is harsh and unpleasing to some people. Unlike lush green Ireland, Scotland is much colder and mountainous. Latch onto the popularity of the Irish claiming "Celtic Brotherhood" when in reality, Where was all the "brotherly love" throughout History? when the Irish were being oppressed and persecuted by the British? Are a member of the United Kingdom but have a minority political party promoting independance as they see how much Ireland is thriving as an independant country. Have a ridiculously expensive parliament built with British taxpayers money.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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